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Let me introduce you to the most evil word in the English language: ‘Just.’ Stick it near the beginning of some advice, and you can turn someone else’s vicious lifelong struggle into a trivial task they should feel ashamed for not having mastered by now.

— David Wong (via cracked)

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Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
Me: don't
Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
Me:
Uterus: hardly any breaks??
Me:
Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
Uterus: if something were to
Me:
Uterus: happen

ojnah:

Taylor Swift Attacked during her performance at the 2014 Grammys. Like a pro, the attack didn’t phase her and she kept on singing.

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opacular:

mtv:
yoko so turnt.
^^^^^^^^^

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weavemunchers:

my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it

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fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN
1. OWN A TABLET PEN
2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS
3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

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so much better than the original

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tedx:

Watch the whole talk here»
Almost 20 years ago, writer Andrew Solomon fell into a deep depression. In this talk from TEDxMet, he speaks eloquently and openly about his struggle with “the family secret we all share,” but that no one wants to talk about. If you are a human or know a human, you have to watch this talk, but — be warned — you might just find yourself in tears.

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